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Blog Laps

Putting the blog in bogan.

Gwen Stephani

I reckon Gwen Stephani's new song is one of the worst pieces of music I've ever heard. Often I hear music and don't understand how people can like it but it seems to me that this song has absolutely no merit in any way. There doesn't seem to be anything about it at all for anyone to like except that it's by a famous person.

Time to go back to No Doubt love.

Checkout chicks

Predictably I'm too lazy to have switch blog providers yet. But I will. I will.

I hate when checkout chicks (and stores generally) want me to put my card in the machine when I'm paying by credit card or eftpos. It always takes much longer as I have to work out which way round to put it. Plus I shouldn't have to deal with stuff like that.

Plus I hate when checkout chicks (or other retail sales assistants) as me for my "autograph" when I'm paying by credit card and they want my signature.

Ohhhh I can log in now

Myer in the city shall be known as "The store with the painfuly small toy department." I'm certain it's got smaller since Toys R Us closed down.

Blogger is shit

In the two hours since I started the process of logging into my blogger/blogspot account I've forgotten what it was I wanted to say in the first place. I will be changing blog accounts because this one has become unusable in the last few weeks.

If I am able I wil log in and give a link to my new blog when I set it up.

I wonder if You Tube will become this slow and shit when google sink their claws deeper into it.



Actually I've just remember what I was going to blog about. Is Elton John our new leader of the opposition?

Barmy Army

It fucking irritates me how the Barmy Army chants "Barmy Army Barmy Army" over and over at cricket matches. Shouldn't they be cheering their team rather than cheering themselves?

What's next, will they make up songs about what good supporters they are and how good they are at cheering?