Bombers

I think it's ridiculous how Essendon fans are getting so angry at the club for planning to submit a clash jumper. They can be fined up to $5,000 a player for not submitting one and the same again for every match that they don't wear a clash jumper when the afl says they should Do the fans expect the club to wear that kind of fine? Surely the fans should be getting angry at the afl for making them have a clash jumper.

Shiloh

Brad and Angelina have named their daughter Shiloh. Why are famous people such fucking bogans? And not good kinds of bogans either.

Green shirts

http://afl.com.au/default.asp?pg=news&spg=display&articleid=268428

This is a stupid idea. I don't know how it acknowledges them. It's a green shirt.

Big Brother

I had a whole lot of phone credit that expired today. I tried calling overseas but apparently I can only use a certain amount of my cap that way. So I tried voting on Big Brother, only to find that my cap didn't include premium message either. Camilla has 200 votes less than she should have.

Rich.

My bad

I hate the expression "My bad".

And people making an L sign with their fingers on their forehead to indicate loser.

Why are people such dickheads?

Rules

"Ruckman Aaron Sandilands' jaw was broken in the western derby when he clashed with West Coast's Mark Seaby approximately 40 metres from the ball. The Dockers are staggered that two of their players could have sustained such injuries from clashes when they didn't have the ball, yet neither incident went to the tribunal."

Once again the dockers have showed their contempt for the actual rules of football. Maybe they think if they complain enough they'll get their way again.

Bumps

I think it would be terrible if the AFL got rid of hip-and-shoulders.

Bookie

A bookie in Darwin has started betting on which coach will lose his job first. Dean Laidley is at $3.50 and Chris Connelly is at $5. While I can concede that Dean Laidley's job is under pressure and I wouldn't be too surprised if he lost his job this year, I'd be surprised if Chris Connelly didn't lose his job this year. Surely he is much more likely to use it. Unless the punters are factoring in the reluctance of the Freo board to make correct decisions.

Ridiculous

I reckon one of the most ridiculous things I've ever come across was that phase after the 11th of September attacks when people kept sending round emails that counted the number of letters in different phrases september 11 and osama bin laden and new york city and came up with mystical connections. Anyone who read any of those emails for more than 5 seconds (and I reluctantly include myself in that ground (although I always thought they were very stupid)) is an idiot.

Unrucky

By the end of his current time off Justin Kotchiski (don't know how to spell his surname) will have missed more games through injury than he has played.

Uncut

I watched Big Brother Adults Only on Monday night. It was awesome. Up until then I'd been trying to avoid watching big brother but now I'm a keen watcher of it. The conversations got so raunchy so quickly. I love it.

Harry S. Truman

Harry Truman didn't have a middle name, only a middle initial.

Definition

Cameron Schwab has described the siren incident of the weekend as an event that may come to define the dockers. I wouldn't want my club to be defined as the club that complained its way to victory.