Alan Carpenter

Congratulations to Alan Carpenter for being appointed Premier by the West Australian. The candidate, unknown 5 days ago, staged a stunning victory after a solid week of plugging by the West which turned him from a nobody into the people's choice.

Baby bump

I hate the expression baby bump.

Sri Lanka

One of the members of the Sri Lankan cricket squad is named Far-off Maharanee.

Uniform

Why are Australia playing in a blue uniform in 20Twenty? Are we planning on merging with England?

However it is unlikely to bother me too often because I think it's quite a stupid format and am unlikely to watch much of it.

Free Trade

The US want us to remove a clause of our free trade agreement because it is against the spirit of the agreement. How can something that both parties agreed to be against the spirit of the agreement?

MacGill

It pisses me off how they keep saying that MacGill turns it more than Warne. MacGill barely turns it at all while Warney can turn it heaps. MacGill seems to be able to turn it more with his wrongun that his normal leg spin.