The Australian Customs Service is Unaustralian

I'm shipping some stuff home and have to fill out a customs form. I have to list everything that I'm shipping that I've bought in the last 12 months and will have to pay duty on all of it. Fucking wankers.

Angelic

I went to a pub the other day. I've been there before and it's quite a cool pub, but this time it smelt very strongly like a urinal. It seemed to (in the words of Terry) start off smelling like urinal cakes and then have an after-smell of urinal. We worked out that it must have been the scented candeles they were using. It's the only pub I've ever been to where the toilets smelt better than the rest of the pub.

Black people love us

www.blackpeopleloveus.com

Roos

Why do the roos keep relying on getting older players to prop up the club. At this rate we'll never get enough good young players through to enable us to ever challenge for the premiership. And why the fuck would we want Woewodin?

One of the worst movies I've ever seen

I've decided to bring my blog back for another last entry.

I just went and saw the Brothers Grimm. It was so bad that later in the movie I found myself hoping that it didn't get any better just so that my early outrage wasn't wasted. I wasn't disappointed.

One time only

I'm bringing my blog out of retirement for one time only to express my outrage (after all I was the original pretend captain outrage). There's a link on the main page of news.com.au saying "Is Britany going to be a mum again?" When you follow the link it says that a psychic told her that she would have another child next year. How does that qualify as news? That, coupled with the fact that news.com.au regularly reports the latest update on big brother and australian idol (also not worth of inclusion on a news site), has caused me to black-ban news.com.au.

There will be no more blogs.